Guys I'm turning legal soon and will be eligible to vote in the 2016 election.
Give me your best representations of the candidate you will be voting for and why.
P.S. Hillary Clinton supporters gtfo. Man haters...
Also leaning towards Trump because of
A: I don't know any better
B: I secretly agree with some of his policies
And C: I want to collect liberal tears
Edit: RIP JEB BUSH
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No other candidate cares as much about your oral health as vermine supreme. No other candidate has a federal id program as effective as vermine supreme. No other candidate is as honest as vermine supreme. No other candidate has used magic fairy dust to turn Republicans gay because jesus told them to. Vermine supreme - the only candidate i can get behind