Mines is Ezekiel 25:17
Ezekiel 25:17
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Edit: here comes the atheist.
Edit: Purse has been summoned, will the princess of darkness Anomaly appear too?
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" " -Nobody Oh wait, you meant a religious bible? So my atheist bible doesn't count?
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The one where Zeus was attacking mid lane.
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Shepard 69:96 'Steak, Liara'
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Edited by U6757109: 3/5/2016 6:23:09 PM"For thy name is Lord and thall shall smoketh the dankest weed and inhale the Earth." - Luke 20:4
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could mute the ppl who post this stuff here... as i am annoyed of seeing religion everywhere... but diesnt care, as i an agnostic...
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we should be dead my friend
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The last one because I know I'm done.
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Levitici 18:23 cum omni pecore non coibis nec maculaberis cum eo mulier non subcumbet iumento nec miscebitur ei quia scelus est
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Funniest thread ive seen in ages
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Jesus is a Warlock Desticle
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Edited by SQ: 3/5/2016 1:30:10 PM[i]*thanks the maker*[/i] Old Testament: copied down on a mountain where a man spent 40days without food writing it and came down with a radiant veil of light only for that scroll to be guarded by a fiery cloud across the desert New Testament something Jesus' students came up with so they wouldn't have to send missionaries to turn everyone Jewish by sending them a Torah
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[b]coughs[/b] Lunch 12:15
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Deathwalker 4:20 "I just whooped your arse."
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James 5: 1-6 Come now, you rich, weep and howl for the miseries that are coming upon you. Your riches have rotted and your garments are moth-eaten. Your gold and silver have corroded, and their corrosion will be evidence against you and will eat your flesh like fire. You have laid up treasure in the last days. Behold, the wages of the laborers who mowed your fields, which you kept back by fraud, are crying out against you, and the cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord of hosts. You have lived on the earth in luxury and in self-indulgence. You have fattened your hearts in a day of slaughter.
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[b]He who dares, wins.[/b]
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Shepard 14:7 "I should go."
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Mathew 6: [quote] 25 "Therefore I say to you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or what you will drink; nor about your body, what you will put on. Is not life more than food and the body more than clothing? 26 Look at the birds of the air, for they neither sow nor reap nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not of more value than they? 27 Which of you by worrying can add one cubit to his stature? 28 "So why do you worry about clothing? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow: they neither toil nor spin; 29 and yet I say to you that even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these. 30 Now if God so clothes the grass of the field, which today is, and tomorrow is thrown into the oven, will He not much more clothe you, O you of little faith?[/quote]
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Edited by Ookami Mio: 3/5/2016 1:05:27 AMAustin 3:16 "Because stone cold said so". idk if someone else put this
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The one where it says that atheists are going to hell.
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Edited by Ogma: Destroyer of Worlds: 3/5/2016 12:29:44 AMJeremiah 19:9 "And I will make them eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and all shall eat the flesh of their neighbors in the siege, and in the distress with which their enemies and those who seek their life afflict them." [spoiler]Disobey god and he might make you cannibalize your children and your neighbors.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Yum![/spoiler]
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1 Timothy 2:11-12 A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or assume authority over a man; she must be quiet
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Jesus wept
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"Though shall not fling thy penis around."
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Edited by Spartan1732: 3/4/2016 11:12:43 PMPeace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free.
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Blazed 4:20 Thy shall not denounce the arrival of thy weed thou shall respect it and by the will of christ be molded by thy weed.