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Edited by HeOnHisWay8:
3/3/2016 4:11:18 PM
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Favorite verse from the bible?
Mines is Ezekiel 25:17
Ezekiel 25:17
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Edit: here comes the atheist.
Edit: Purse has been summoned, will the princess of darkness Anomaly appear too?
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"The end."
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Nice pulp fiction reference
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You know, I don't mind, once when I was 7 years old, I sat on a banana, and that of course changed my whole life. -Hugh Neutron
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9 RepliesThe one where Jesus flips [i]stone tables[/i] and starts whipping the shit out of everyone. I forgot which one it was. Canon Jesus was Metal asf.
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Gaben:sales "Thy shall give their wallet, and I shall provide you games."
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1 Reply"And thusly, Jesus prayed to God "High dad, it's me, you."" -John1:17 Or "We get it Paul, we get it. You can stop sending us letters." -Letter from St. Paul to the Corinthians But this may be the best one of all... "Then, God looked at the future, and saw the evil that man would become. And upon thinking if he should prevent it, he spaketh "nah"" -Genesis1:1
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"God is fake" -Genisis 24:10 [spoiler]#triggered[/spoiler]
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"noogers" -god 1:1
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This is from Mark something-rather "No flesh shall be spared"
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Edited by Mina: 3/11/2016 1:32:00 AMThat's not from the Bible.
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6 RepliesEdited by pmbannedIcy: 3/11/2016 2:02:55 AMBible needs to be capitalized. [spoiler]I'm an atheist, but I prioritize grammar.[/spoiler]
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Lunch 11:45 "Thine should eat food now"
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1 ReplyAustin 3:16 "I just whooped your ass."
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1 ReplyGen 1; much science
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Edited by IAmMilkGuy: 3/7/2016 6:27:56 AMAnd the angel said unto John, "stop hitting yourself." But lo, he could not, for the angel was hitting John with his own hands. John 4:20
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Edited by Jurassic_Wow: 3/11/2016 1:31:29 AMDeuteronomy 17 If there be found among you, within any of thy gates which the LORD thy God giveth thee, man or woman, that hath wrought wickedness in the sight of the LORD thy God, in transgressing his covenant; 17:3 And hath gone and served other gods, and worshipped them, either the sun, or moon, or any of the host of heaven, which I have not commanded; 17:4 And it be told thee, and thou hast heard of it, and enquired diligently, and, behold, it be true, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought in Israel; 17:5 Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die. Ayy! Anyone want to go bash some infidels with -blam!-ing rocks?
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It's all fake 6:9
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23 RepliesSo much atheism in here. God is real
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Throne of Want 23 : 3 [i]"And then Jesus ascended down to the realm of the filthy casuls to make them git gud and praise the Sun, for they had been wrecked by Giant Dad and the flippin Havel"[/i]
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24 RepliesWait a sec... If suicide is a sin... And Jesus is god... And god killed Jesus (or had him killed, same thing)... Then does that make god a sinner?!
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Never read it, wouldn't know
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Daniel 4:20 "Back at it again with them white vans"
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Deuteronomy 22: 28-29 "If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not plegded to be married and [b]r[/b]apes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young women, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives." Jeez, where would our world be without those upstanding Christian morals? That's why the bible needs to be taught in our schools!
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Isaiah 40:31 :-)
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7 RepliesEdited by StarDustSøul: 3/4/2016 8:57:10 PMAnd then Moses said to Ramses: "Git Gud, you filthy casul." - Exodus 19:26
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10 RepliesJohn 1:17 "I need a weapon"
