Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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Out with friends on day off (we were working at a summer camp) and are eating at a restaurant. Some crazy redneck guy comes up to us and lectures is about philosophy and random shit. Just imagine that randy from my name is earl is trying to teach you about the universe just from memory (IQ was measurable on a ruler). Also I'm pretty sure his "kid" was abducted since he said "hehe that kid loves gummy bears, he always comes if I promise him some!"