I have conquered many mountains in many galaxies. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
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That's nice bUt you never REACHED the top of Mount Bungie you never seen the statue of Jason Jones holding a lightning bolt in his right hand.you never defeated the fanboy gang and you also never wrote an award winning poem. YOU ALSO DON'T HAVE THE BODY OF A GREEK GOD!
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Yes it was very nice. The light show is second to none. Ahem. This Jason Jones will be spared. The fanboy gang is the tread under my feet. I have written award winning poems in languages indiscernible by the human mind. I am as far beyond the greek god as they are beyond humans. The mountain is already mine!
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That mountain that is yours is actually a hill down in the valley of bungieton. If you look way up in the sky in the clouds that's the top of Mount Bungie! Yeah I was watching you trying to climb that hill I even saw when you tripped and rolled down the hill! If you don't mind me asking why are you wearing underwear on your head? I also hope that stain on it is from dirt. Anyway if you don't mind I am going to go polish my championship belt.Oh one more thing that poem you wrote in a different language. I don't think making fart noises with your armpit is a different language. Oh that wasn't your armpit . Sorry
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I walk on the clouds. You have eyes but cannot see, you have ears but cannot hear, your mind cannot possibly fathom the level of champion I have attained. The gentleman on the hill is my minion; your long lost brother Unbrokensteel2. I still do not know why he wears his underwear on his head. I will have you know fart poems are pulitzer material on Rigel 7.