[quote][quote][quote][quote]Give him a brownie with a note that's says "I'm pregnant", and when he recovers from shock, cook him dinner and place a note that says "with twins", then for dessert give him cake with another note that says "and your not the father". Then as he boots you out of the house, hang a banner on his car that says "It's just a prank bro".[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]