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2/3/2016 1:42:57 AM
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Stand by the door naked with a bow wrapped around you and his favorite food/dessert in your hand when he gets home...surprise
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Perfect.[spoiler]I'm not joking, just pointing that out.[/spoiler]
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Lol thanks ;)
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Lmao this comment has turned into a thread in itself
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Lol who knew ;)
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Once upon a time a woman decided t strip down naked and roll up in like wrapping paper or something then pop out at her husband, she heard a car pull up and jumped out to be standing buck-ass nude in front of the ups man [spoiler]and this is why this is a bad idea [/spoiler]
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Edited by TXginger: 2/5/2016 5:27:02 PMWell first off you wait for him to come in secondly that takes a lot of work to roll yourself in wrapping paper and third if she is wrapped the ups man unwrapped her to be naked... That package wasn't handled right
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I actually tried the naked at the doorway thing one time, but I opened the door to the pizza guy.
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Oh my god. XD
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Haha not even kidding
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0.0 Lol at least you didnt need to tip him
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I tipped him lol
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Ha ha ha well made his day
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No but i bet he wanted to "tip" her ;)
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He said I know you ordered regular but I brought you the deep dish [spoiler]ya I'll stop ;)[/spoiler]
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It's to much stimulation. Better is to bent over with balancing an open beer bottle on your lower back and have Starburst taped over your nipples. That way he knows to drink the beer, -blam!- the girl then eat the statburts. Win win... [spoiler]you're welcome[/spoiler]
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You can do that with my idea drink the beer -blam!- then eat cake or eat cake off her or eat cake and -blam!-!!! You were overloaded and didnt know what to do... I got you ;) lol
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To many good things at once
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And you got them all in the end ;)
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Edited by Gordon Bombay: 2/4/2016 9:22:39 PMI've had a version of this and I can vouch for this. Went over to see this girl I was seeing for a bit in college. It was a hot day. Like 35C+. She lived in the country and had this old school screen door. So I showed up and started walking to her door with my head down and the I looked up and bam, she's standing right there naked at the screen door holding an ice cold beer for me and all she said is "man it's hot out today, isn't it?"
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Lucky bastard.
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You from Canada?
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Yes actually. You
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Born and grew up in Ontario, now living in Houston with my bf :) The Celcius gave it away haha
