Tacky conservative satire is tacky and dumb.
Realistically, Bernie would take some well-needed whacks to the excessive use of RNG in this game and make sure everyone gets at least something from each Raid boss and other playlists. In a seemingly ironic move, he'd probably make sure people who are on top of the Crucible scoreboards actually get our fair share, since it hardly seems right that those of us who put in the effort regularly get nothing while the scrubs coasting off our hard work with a negative K/D and probably no assists or objectives, get free exotics.
He might even go so far as to demand Bungievision refund us for re-packaging content that was already on the damn disc before launch.
Bernie 2016 :D <3
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Actually the loot system is currently Bernie like. It rewards participation and not success.
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On a scale of 1 to Bernie Sanders how little do you understand economics?
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Haha omg that was the best thing I've read all week
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Because capitalism obviously has worked so well for the working middle class. And you also haven't taken a detailed look at his economic plan, it seems.
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Edited by Wernstrom: 1/27/2016 7:57:03 PMThe USA does not practice free market capitalism. It's more crony capitalism, hence the multiple flaws. Rand Paul 2016.
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This, except the Rand part.
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Sanders' economic plan is also the best plan to have for the 99%.
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Crony capitalism is worse than free market, but both have failed.
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Thank you
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[quote]Destruction of the U.S. 2016 :D <3[/quote] Fixed that for you.