Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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Mexican restaurant. Waiter comes up and asks what we want. Normal until my little brother gets cheeseburger. They come with the food. We get our food. Little brother's turn. Man says "CHEESEBURRRRGER!" We couldn't contain our laughter. Man walked away, nearly crying. The End.