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1/19/2016 2:02:50 AM
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>Be me in high school

>Sit at front of class. >Hot grill sits a couple seats back >I mean 10/10 >Try to alpha up and talk to her one day >Put on my dankest trench coat >Only the finest for m'lady >Stand behind her before class >Tap her on shoulder >Suddenly knees weak arms heavy >Under pressure blurt out >"Prom... Together? >Ready for rejection, but she accepts >Expecting a prank, ask "Really?" >Married five years later >Enjoying life as a non-beta with awesome wife. Just goes to show that if you take a little risk and read the first letter in each sentence, you too can find happiness and be with the one that you really love.

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  • His palms are spaghetti Knees weak arms spaghetti They're spaghetti on his sweater already MOM'S SPAGHETTI he's nervous But on the surface he looks calm spaghetti To drop bombs

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