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Edited by An Nose:
1/20/2016 3:59:59 PM
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Canada is a communist state with no rights
They have no rights at all! They can't own guns at all, like wtf??? They can't afford jugs for mil so they use bags??? That's just wrong. Who do they vote for? They can only pick handsome Jack as their president. How do they get around? They only ride mooses on hockey skates and hockey's a communist too! Everyone in Canada's always cold because they all live in igloos! They need freedom! Murica must liberate the poor Canadian people. ;-;7
Edit: Has a fallout game ever taken place in Canada? No, because Canada's shit!
Edit 2: Canadians created Bieber. They are Satan!
Edit 3: got over 100 replies, I'm content.
[spoiler]is this gud yet?[/spoiler]
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I know this is bait, but whoever the -blam!- decided Americans should be allowed to have guns was -blam!-ing stupid.
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1 ReplyI know this is satire but its so wrong i couldnt even joke about such a thing.
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2 Replies*grabs bible* *grabs machine gun* *puts on southern drawl* U dare insult mah freeeedom??! Poor people don't deserve basic medicine!! [b]ALL[/b] psychopaths shoukd haz guns! Unless if ur Muslim!
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[i] *puts on an antic disposition* [/i] Shameless advertising of my post in the hopes thst Canadians reading this post will see it. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/187440428/0/0
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Sorry you feel that way. - Canada
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Edited by LordOf27Donuts: 6/21/2024 4:54:01 AM
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Saw satire tag, expected really bad attempt .... wasn't disappointed. Easiest way to get through most of these "satire" threads is to set your expectations incredibly low. Makes it much better when you do eventually find a funny one. I shall keep searching.
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You tried too hard. Also, never put #satire unless it's mad good b8. Which this isn't.
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3 RepliesEdited by Dwayne the Jock Ronson: 1/20/2016 1:29:52 PMYou horrible racist person. [spoiler]Sorry[/spoiler] We ride on either polar bears, caribou, beavers or geese. Not moose. We are allowed to own guns, we are just to nice to use them. And many of our provinces and territories have milk in jugs.
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Edited by Hattori_Hanzo: 1/20/2016 11:44:26 AMCanadians will never be forgiven for giving the world Justin Beiber, Nickleback and Rob Ford! [spoiler]Go straight to hell Canada![/spoiler] [spoiler]GO[/spoiler]
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Inb4 butthurt Canadians
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Sounds ABOOT right
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Relevant.
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11 RepliesFallout New Vancouver "Oh hi, sorry to disturb you there but the world is being bombed and you have to get to the vault" *years later* "Hi there, sorry to disturb you, I'm a ghoul. Wanna go get some Tim Hortons? Don't worry, we all get along, even the deathclaws are friends."
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Justin Trudeau is handsome Jack.
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1 ReplyYou hoser
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1 Reply-blam!- you ill trample you with a Polar bear
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7 Replies[b][i][u]COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE!!![/u][/i][/b]
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5 RepliesAll jokes asides. I prefer people not having guns. Silly Americans.
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1 Replytrue. Have you ever noticed how you only talk to canadians on the internet? Thats ebcause their dicatator wont let them leave shitty canada. And all he feeds them is maple syrup and hockey pucks
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2 RepliesNice bait, silly American. Go back to your make believe freedom
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1 ReplyIf they don't have any rights, do they have any lefts?
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Canadians can own guns and ammo. The must store them in separate locked containers. If they shoot someone, even in their home, they are in trouble. However, they did get rid of their long gun registry.
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7 RepliesCanada has red in its flag. What are commies? Red. Prove me wrong.
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1 ReplyYeah but the weed is legal so whatevs...
