[b][i]"You can get it back, all of it, I can even prevent the glassing of Corra"[/i][/b]
[i]He puts a Vader helmet on his head[/i]
[b][i]"Join me Luke, join the dark side"[/i][/b]
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[spoiler]<3 11/10[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]*Star Wars music plays*[/spoiler]
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*slowly grabs old star wars movies and hugs them*
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*goes on a film spree*
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*joins*
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[b]puts on a mark Hamill wig[/b] "NUUUUUUU hold up..... You gonna kill the rest of the Shepards?"
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[b][i]"Depends"[/i][/b]
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"I accept..."
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[b][i]"Good, my child"[/i][/b]
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"This was a trap.... Wasn't it...."
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[b][i]"Nope"[/i][/b]
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[b]he looks around[/b] "Caaaaaan you bring Willow back now that I've watched her die, what, four times now?"
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[b][i]"She's gone"[/i][/b]
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"Why doesn't that surprise me..."
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[b][i]"Your kin is doomed"[/i][/b]
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"Truly compelling findings, oh king of kings" [b]he jokingly bows down and throws a wooden stake at him[/b]
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[i]He catches the stake [/i] [b][i]"I'm not a vampire emo"[/i][/b]
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"Kay, check that off the list" [b]he draws the sword and shield[/b]
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[b][i]"Or a dragon"[/i][/b]
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"FUS RO DAH!"
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[i]He fakes falling backwards[/i] [b][i]"THEY CALL HIM DOVAHKIIN; DRAGONBORN"[/i][/b]
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[b]he charges him while he was joking and stabs him through the neck [/b]
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[i]He gurgles and pushes the sword farther as he walks to Luke[/i]
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[b]he stabs the spear through his gut as he approaches[/b] "Thought I'd just let you go without punishment for what you've done? One of us is walking out of here friend, and I win either way" [b]his head twitches to the left as he whacks locust cross the head with the shield[/b]
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[i]He shrugs it off and does a silly dance[/i]