[i]That takes all the fun out of it. But very well, punch the coordinates and we'll be on our way.[/i]
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[spoiler]eh[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Meh[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]bleh[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Teh[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]end it tho[/spoiler]
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*Crashes are heard from behind, as their army is dismantled by blue fire.*
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[i]The army remains standing[/i] [b][i]"Just fire isn't enough, stranger"[/i][/b]
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[spoiler]Holy Fire. Also, should we keep this here, or move to new post thread?[/spoiler] *As the flames engulf the army, the flames get...larger. Closer now, the silhouette of a large armored man can be seen against the flames.*
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[i]He extends his hand and uses telekinesis to essentially force choke the guy[/i] [spoiler]Here[/spoiler]
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*His armor, imprinted with runes to protect from the powers of demons. Suddenly a massive flame the size of a nuclear explosion with the heat of a small star, wiping out a third of the remaining army.*
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[b]They remain, clearly not affected by the flames[/b]
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[spoiler]Oh right, undead.[/spoiler] "SON OF A -" *Suddenly the flames are gone, and he's back at work hacking them apart. His sword having slain so many demons and monsters, it's become ethereal and physical all at once, but the flames aren't powerful enough...yet. Need to kill more demons.*
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[i]The blade just slides through them[/i] [b][i]"Good luck stabbing liquid"[/i][/b]
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"LIQUID?! F*CK!" *He superheats the blade to steam them, finally able to make some headway.* [spoiler]Ples.[/spoiler]
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[b][i]"Be creative mate"[/i][/b]
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"F*CK THIS!" *He cuts a bit into his suits fist and uses the electricity from the circuitry, in combination with his fist, to fry them into mist.*
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[b]It works.....kinda[/b]
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[b]a flash of light and Shepard appears, his face and arms inscribed with runes and charms. He cuts through undead hordes with a glowing white sword, melting the remains to ash[/b] "Helloooo, guy!"
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[b]The blade simply slides through them, doing no harm[/b] [b][i]"Stop trying to kill my legions"[/i][/b]
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[spoiler]bruh XD[/spoiler] "Can I ask why?" [b]he jumps from zombie to zombie, like hopscotch on their heads[/b]
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[spoiler]u wot m8[/spoiler] [b][i]"Hmm"[/i][/b]
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[spoiler]yesh I wot m9[/spoiler] [b]he begins trying to burn them, running around dumping lighter fluid throughout the hordes, and occasionally dropping matches[/b]
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[b]They don't burn[/b]
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[b]be begins chucking bibles at some of them[/b]
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[b]They produce horrible screams of agony and just melt[/b] [b][i]"Well...you found their weakness"[/i][/b]