Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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Edited by Space: 1/16/2016 1:14:00 AMIn grade six we went on a field trip to a lake, and we were standing in the middle of a path in the woods by the lake. Our guide was a girl who was half native, after a few minutes of standing there listening, I saw a spider on my leg, so I swatted it and stomped on it and killed it. Of course she noticed and gave me crap for killing an insect that was respected by their beliefs. and im like in my head wtf did you think I was gonna do? I didnt mean to offend you by killing a freaking spider. Things were really akward after that. Sheesh.