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Edited by Spawn:
1/12/2016 3:45:08 PM
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A 302 messaged me today..
About 2 weeks ago, I was approached by a 302 in the tower, asking me if I'd help him through the KF raid. He'd never raided before and felt more comfortable joining a group experienced enough that they could still complete it despite any potential mistakes he may make.
The poor guy was desperate to increase his light level, and because he'd never had any luck finding a team had his fingers crossed for some good drops. I told him that if he had 20 mouldering shards Oryx would drop an extra piece of gear. Unfortunately though, I had to log off for the night.
I received the following message a few hours ago:
[quote]Hey, not sur if you remembr me. I asked weather you'd help me with the raid and you told me that moldering shards can be traded for extra rewards. I have 47 moldering shards that I got by giving hadum flakes to Eris. If it's ok, can you help me finaly kill Oryx?[/quote]
He spent the past 2 weeks farming a little over 700 hadium flakes.
What a scrub.
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3 RepliesWow, I don't like you...
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1 Reply*Cry for attention intensifies*
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Why be an ass why not just help him
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6 RepliesIt's obviously satire everyone. -blam!-ed up satire albeit. But satire nonetheless.
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2 RepliesEdited by Andrew_AK24: 1/11/2016 5:22:01 AMOkay thats two days detention for you young OP we'll see you at 4.
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3 RepliesThe edit was kinda dark.
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Thats savage
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Loool I sense a future role in dark comedy for you sir.
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9 RepliesProfessional troll/shitposter here, You had all the ingredients for an edgy and successful troll-cake. You just didn't cook it properly. 2/10 - not enough humor in the fact that someone farmed 700 flakes to outweigh the cancer and children dying joke, just makes you come across as an asshole despite the satire.
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If it's bait, you are the Hitler of trolls. If it's true, you are the hitler of beastiality.
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1 ReplyEdited by SmashvilleViking: 1/10/2016 8:05:09 AMYour gf messaged me today... See, I can make stuff up too... Muted. Edit: Nevermind, unmuted. I didn't read the spoilers. But, I remember you. You are the guy with the funny jokes.
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1 ReplyThis was the funniest thing I've seen all night. Good job op
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1 ReplyHe was also a war veteran who had his legs blown off by a bazooka
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Am I the only one that thought this was kinda funny...?
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1 ReplyThis made me laugh in public
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This was very good +1
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1 ReplyI know this is a troll but... Why would anyone tell you that much about their personal life just to get a raid carry? It was so much more subtle and believable before that stupid shit at the end.
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Your like a cloud.... Once you have fooked off..... It's a beautiful day....!!
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2 RepliesI was going to tell you that this was bad b8, but obviously people are falling for it.
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What a scrub you are.
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You are a douche bag.
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Edited by Centermost: 1/10/2016 8:06:25 PMRoses are red Violets are blue You are an asshole So [b]F[/b]uck you!
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Wow OK
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What a pile of shite
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Jesus dude!
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Wow dude..
