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Edited by Azula:
7/4/2016 1:45:58 AM
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Awkward moments with strangers?
Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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Hey are you... Oh. Nevermind
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I was waiting outside my school waiting for them to let us in, when I saw my friend. I called her name a couple times and she didn't respond. The bell rang and I went, "Hey Victooorriiaaaaa!" And grabbed her backpack. Most of you probably know what happened next. I froze, tried to say I was sorry, then booked it.
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1 ReplyHappened to me a few weeks ago: I was taking a shit in my dorm's bathroom and this woman was pissing in the stall next to me. We happened to walk out at the same time. It was a pretty strange experience.
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9 RepliesMe and my friend (girl) were in the same car going to a concert. Me and her are in the backseat and her mom is driving. She turns a sharp turn and my friend bumps into me. Idk why but for some reason my body was like "boner activate" and she saw it. We just made eye contact and she winks at me and starts texting or something. Fast forward to concert and we are next to each other and she brings up the topic on what happened in the car. she ends up "grinding" on me (dirty dancing) and one thing leads to another after the concert and i guess you can say were "sex buddies" now...
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When you think it's going to be a silent fart in the elevator then it real loud. [spoiler]This makes for an very tense ride up[/spoiler]
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Extremely annoying eyes meeting
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Waving at someone not waving at you.
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When I enter a conversation with my friends but didn't say it loud enough from my distance so I just sit there deciding if they heard me or not
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33 RepliesWhen your walking by and you try to pass and you both wind up doing a dance trying to get by each other.
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*walks up to friend at wall mart *gives friend hug *realizes it isn't my friend *awkwardly explains the situation Or- *was with friends in public *really needed to fart *farts *craps his pants
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1 ReplyEdited by SpookyNoot: 1/31/2016 4:24:38 AM* walks up to crush * taps crush on the back * crush turns around * isn't crush * runs away
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3 RepliesAny time when you are walking and you try to walk around the person but you both keep deciding to go in the same direction
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Basically any time I talk to someone taller then me. [spoiler]I'm 6"10.[/spoiler]
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9 RepliesEdited by Orange Dragon: 1/24/2016 11:57:05 PM>in school (all guys school, not coed) >first day of school >science teacher (female) talks about the amount of penises she has erased from our science books >everyone bursts out laughing
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10 Replieslol was in elevator with dodgy woman going up to apartment >shes like so u just started school >yup >u enjoying it? >yup lift breaks down abruptly she stumbles onto me and i accidentally grasp her breasts while looking for a handhold 2 seconds later lift starts back up again (dont know why). as she gets out on her floor she looks at me and winks. this was 3 days ago
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3 Replies"Here's your ticket, enjoy the flight." Me: "Thanks, you too."
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Talked a bout a Deadpool [u][b]Trailer[/b][/u] and some random dude freaked out and said: "You know what is great?Getting spoilered." My response: "I'm talking about about the trailer" He: "You better be" Me: "You got a problem with that?I can say whatever I want" He tried to punch me.He was the one getting punched in the end
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-blam!-ing elevators when it's you and one other person
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Getting a narb in public (no apparent reason boner)
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Ur mum [spoiler]git rekt[/spoiler]
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So I was working one day at the hospital getting a pastry and some dude strikes up a conversation with me thinking I'm a doctor. I tell him I'm not but he continues anyway asking my job title and proceeds to offer me a job along with paid schooling. Me personally I'm like sweet I can get out of this place. I get his card and go home. I tell my wife pretty much verbatim what the conversation went like and wife gives me a suspicious look. I'm like 'what?' And she say let me look this guy up. So she looks the dude up on facebook and we find that he's gay and was, based on the conversation according to my wife, hitting on me. I threw that card out and spent the next two days questioning if I gave off a gay vibe.
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1 ReplyWhen i was a kid, my family went to a store and when I got out, i went to hug my dad. Only it wasn't my dad, just a random guy that got out of his car right next to ours at the same time. I cringe to myself.
