Please stop abusing Ether seeds. Your friends and family are concerned about you and I am also concerned. Variks, you need a staff to walk now, Taniks, you have no house and Skolas, you're in prison being abused by Guardians. Please take this opportunity to go to a 90 day rehab center in Old Russia. I love you guys.
Love,
Kenan The Kell
Update.
Skolas has accepted rehab.
Taniks has accepted rehab.
Variks has accepted rehab.
Mission is complete. Thank you all so much for helping me get these guys back to their former glory. ❤
[spoiler]NOW WE WILL KILL YOU ALL.[/spoiler][spoiler]😧🔫😈[/spoiler]
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Must believe in Variks, did not overdose on Ether seeds. However,Guardian visited my outpost yesterday, hooked me up on, human drug. Guardian named "El Chapo", yeeees.
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But with Ether Seeds you will get so high that you will stop being Fallen and become the [i]Risen...[/i]
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I'm glad I helped
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Edited by Hideous Kojima: 1/7/2016 10:41:03 PMDestroy ether seed staches yesssss? Orrrr....we relapse....
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That's why I suggest everyone to switch over to the Ether Eater Jumpship. It runs on the stuff, and is quite healthy for the Galaxy. Fallen Lives Matter.
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We're saved
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If I had know they were getting high I would've charged way more for the 376 ether seeds I sold Variks. [spoiler]I gave him a 250 glimmer rebate per seed. What the flip? [/spoiler]
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I may or may not have given variks 150 ether seeds in return for heavy synths for my faction...
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I do not take Ether Seeds but I am sad to see such prominent members of our society doing them. I do however smoke weed everyday. #snoopdog4lyfe
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Edited by Talonia_: 1/6/2016 4:40:59 PMYou want to know why they excepted rehab? Taniks is dead Skolas is dead It's hard for a corpse to fight back Variks refuses because he's still living
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Pft...
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What. Is. This?
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How uninformed is this Guardian.
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[for sale cheap ether seeds] Come one come all get your fix here >:) Don't let this thing try to persuade you other wise You need it I have it Sign here for your order
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I don't need to do a damn thing.
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Edited by Princess Ty Lee: 1/6/2016 10:06:17 PMThanks for stick up for us kenan :D
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I only have 367....
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I'll go talk to Variks
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Why not me? Just because you guys killed me that doesnt mean I dont need your help... im addicted to hadium flakes.
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Variks face Rehab, of house Russia
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I just have to sit there listening to Variks talk about smoking,fallen nudes, and how Petra smells.
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Edited by Ja414ck: 1/7/2016 2:27:51 PM
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Dismantle family, yesss???
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You forgot the worst 2 of all Xylar and Randal... SMH