originally posted in:The Roleplay League
Vlad is sat in a highly guarded and indestructible cell and he sighs. He doesn't know why he had a bounty over his head but still. Nothing he can do. He was told by one of the guards that someone was coming to see him. He wondered who it could be. Vlad asked: Who is coming to see me?" The guard looked at him. "Can't tell you until the visitor arrives. Now silence!!" Vlad sits in his cell bed and waits for this "visitor."
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After a while, Vlad hears footsteps, but sees no one. Curious, Vlad questioned the darkness in front of him, not expecting an answer. "Hello?" Vlad said. 5 minutes, Vlad heard a mumbling, 10 minutes, a faint chatter, 420 minutes later, Vlad heard... "TONIGHT ON WWE SMACKDOWN, THE LEGENDARY JOHN CENA FACES OFF AGAINST A SWEATY ROLEPLAYING RUSSIAN PORNSTAR NAMED VLAD" "Noooo!" Vlad cried, it was too late, John CENA stopped doing the "You can't see me" motion, and faced Vlad. "This can't be..." Vlad sighed, "what is his name?" He asked the guard. "HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!" A voice replied, but that voice was not the guards, that voice was Randy Ortan, who came to defend his proudest fapster. (Open to all) (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Edited by bludhuney: 12/31/2015 10:59:45 PMVlad just sighed "I just got ra-ped I'm not a.... I creep I killed him! Why does this happen?"