How about this one:
Don't think of it as
A handjob. Think of it as
A hand vacation.
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[quote]How about this one: Don't think of it as A handjob. Think of it as A hand vacation.[/quote]
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You have some serious issues. You also have no self-respect.
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Wait what? What does self respect have to do with this haiku?
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Its not a particularly savory topic. So, the fact that you would post it shows, whether you know it or not, that you have no respect for your own appearance, or how you sound, or how you make others feel. I'm just saying you could be a little nicer to the girl.
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This wasn't a haiku about her giving me a handjob just a silly about handjobs in general. Just like I'm 100% positive that she doesn't have real blood and bodies following her in her wake. It was a poem in case you didn't realize and I never said it was to her.
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If you wanted everyone to read it, why don't you create your own thread with all your haiku's? If someone posted something on your thread that was less than kind wouldn't you think it was directed towards you? You could tell she didn't like the first one from her comments and yet you continued to post. You seem to know what you're doing and you seem to be doing it on purpose.
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I wasn't disrespecting her though. She knew I wasn't talking about her and if she was I am deeply sorry for that and it wasn't my intention. MY intention was to annoy and annoy I did, but it was in a creative way that was semi relevant to the post. And it is because of that, that I don't see how what I did was wrong in any way. I also didn't want everyone to read it, just her but it blew up.
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I'm just saying you could be a little more thoughtful of what your posting and to who next time. Your point is understood, though.
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Imposter
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STOP!!! NOW!!!!