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Edited by Krobolus: 12/26/2015 7:21:55 AM
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Your wife is a smart one, buying you the superior system with the better exclusives so you don't embarrass her in front of family and friends. The last thing she want's to be known as is the wife of an Xbox user, It's so 5 Years ago. She is speaking without words to get you to move on to a better designed and more powerfull machine, and be one of the cool guys that are open to new and better experiances. A man that is not stuck in the past repeating the same mistakes over and over. Stop thinking of yourself for a minute and rise up and be the real man she desires in her heart, a sexy and suave man of tommorrow ps4 playing savage. If she wakes up in a couple years and finds you secretly playing Gears of War 7, and Halo 16 she's gonna pack her shit and get to steppin. It's time man, it's time to take off the Xbox chains and start living a gaming life of high adventure and originality, and break free of the repetative rat maze games of Xbox past .
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