[quote]"OH EM GEEZ! SPARROW RACING!!! YOU ARE SO AWESOMEZ BUNGIE!"
Is what we WOULD be saying...
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We. Never. Forget.
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Translation (Used Bing translate so context may be skewed):
I'm here to express the same point I"ve been trying to make for the past 9 months since I stopped playing Destiny. (Add some quirky sarcasm representing the Fanboys. Everyone will love that)
I've made a different spin on the same point because that last 30 posts must not have cleared the spam filter so I'm wording it differently. Maybe this new Sparrow Race thingy will draw some attention to me. Need to make it sound relevant so it make me appear relevant.
Put it in the #Feedback section because that's where all the eyes are. Who cares if it bumps real game feedback this is a legit complaint that affects a few thousand people.
Hopefully at least some of my loyalist buddies will support me like they have been. They're such good internet friends to stick with me for so long since I can't seem to get anyone else to tag along.
All the mean haters can suck it!
Edit: Bungie hasn't responded to my relevancy yet so let me add "(Sinlece Speaks Volumes)" to increase the hype value. YEA!
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You know what Destiny needs? Two new factions. One called "Lost Souls", the other "Mal Fisto". They compete directly against one another, but only in the forums. You can rank up by writing the cleverest insults to your opposing clan. Of course there should be a side quest for gear called "Flip". This is where your combat skills seem to be pointed toward an enemy, then you suddenly flip 180 degrees and your enemy becomes your object of worship. In reality it's a Ponzi game, where the winning clan contains the most sycophantic zealot members ready to defend the clan leader to the death regardless of the irrationality of the leader's combat.