Warlock brothers and sisters. Look back a short time. See who incited the violence against the Titans. True, we Warlocks were vocal but neutral. War was never intended. But some others wanted war. They craved it. They wanted to use it to gain the top position once again.
The Hunters. We all knew who made the nerf posts. They incited this violence. Once they Titans took control they became bitter. Understandable. Being forced down from the top is always bitter defeat.
But our opponents were more cunning than we anticipated. Ever since year 1 they bided their time. Waiting. Watching. They saw the combined might of Titans and Warlocks and knew that the Hunter forces could not oppose them.
And with the Sunbreaker's chains in place, they are ready to strike. To tackle the top, with Warlocks at full strength and the Titans rage fresh, would be suicide.
So they snuck in, posing as Warlocks. We laughed as they made these posts, talk to bring the Titans down. But now... The Titans, blinded by rage, have forgotten the cheap parlor tricks of Hunters. The Titans ignore the past and declare war.
Hunters were worried but then... Our representative to Bungie. One we trusted into our ranks... Answered.
Deej
"No peace."
The actions of a fool. He means to drag us to our deaths. The Titans rage is unparalleled. A year bubbling under the surface and it erupted in the form of a flaming hammer. We know what they can do. And Hunters knew as well.
So they want us to fight. To pour our resources against each other. Weakening each other. Warlocks and Titans clashing would drain both classes of our energy.
As we would fight, draining our energy and armies, we would not see the Hunters pick up the knife.
They would cut us both down in one motion when we are at our weakest.
We would not see the deception. And we would be forced further down the chain than ever before. Hunters will rule for all of this world's existence.
But I shed light on this, my brothers and sisters. Do not be taken in by these lies. Follow me and we shall find our true enemy. These Hunters. This traitorous Scum.
We will strike them down as they are pulling the strings. They cannot stand against us. Nor the Titans. Which is why they pit us against each other yet again.
Follow my words and you will be spared the burning fire of the Hunters. Go against me and... Suffer as the blade enters your back. And grovel at the bottom of Crucible. It's time for Warlocks to be on top.
With this, I have had enough. Completely, utterly, and irrefutably.
WARLOCKS. TAKE YOUR STANCE. LOOK BEYOND THE OBVIOUS. SEE THE REALITY HIDDEN. AND STRIKE AT THOSE COWERING IN ITS DEPTHS. LET THESE HUNTERS BURN AS TRAITORS AND POSSIBLY REPENT.
STAND WITH ME. I MAKE MY STATEMENT. I DECLARE WAR ON THE HUNTERS ELITISTS.
Edit: Warlocks! The Titans have agreed to a parley. The Alliance is forged! Now discuss the strategy to take down our opponents. We have a few Hunters who stand with us as well! Treat them with the same respect as the rest of us. These Hunters will be remembered and we all stand against our true enemy. Let Deej and the Hunter Elitists fall in our wake! FORWARD TO GLORY!!!
Edit: Comrades! Rasputin joins our ranks! We grow ever more powerful. Soon not even the Nerf gods will be able to stand against us. Victory is assured.
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Nah dawg, imma watch
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One thing tho
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#satire
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Don't have a warlock, but I'm just gonna slide in anyway
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Remember that there's 2 groups of hunters. There's a good and normal hunters and then there's the salty butthurt huntards.
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#lovewins
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Go Team Torlock
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I hope you know storm callers are next
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Is this like the Destiny version of those sad dorks who go to medieval fairs and hit each other with foam bats or something? I have a friend that used to main a warlock, back when he played this game and all he did was complain about how hunters and titans took no skill and whining about how PvP was too easy for him as a warlock. I wouldn't know, cause all he did was die all the time whenever he played PvE with us and I wasn't about to endure his temper tantrums during PvP.
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What sucks is that I main a Hunter and I don't cry nerf yet I get shit anyway, I'm serious BTW this morning played Crucible and I got sent a message to go -blam!- myself because apparently I'm responsible for the nerf...
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Most people have left. Was a good skim though
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I am ready
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I HEREBY DECLARE WAR ON ALL HUNTERS AND TITANS
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Edited by ScottEggert: 12/5/2015 9:42:17 PM
Started a new topic: Remember Who and What You Are(2 Replies))
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Okay, this is the funniest post I've seen in a long time. As a warlock main though, I'll stand with you.
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Edited by Brokkr: 12/5/2015 9:52:46 PMBitch please. Warlocks are about as innocent as my fist. And as far as class wars go. Titans would win, I'm sorry but no class has strength in numbers like us. Defender orb farming times every titan in existence = literally infinite super energy for every titan. The bigger the battle is, the bigger of an advantage we have. You guys can't destroy the bubbles nearly as fast as we would be able to make them. And we would have weapons of light + armor of light + blessing of light. I'm sorry but in an all out war the outcome is obvious.
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It's impossible to fight the Hunters...There are two many 12 & under kids that play this game & the never ending cries for nerf will always be there.
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Edited by NoGGinTHUMPer: 12/5/2015 9:58:31 PMHa w/e only need one character a Hunter BDer at that ftw
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Slavery is coming back!!!!! -blam!- the -blam!-
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You must live in your parents basement
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Look. We weren't the only ones who complained and I kept my complaints to myself. Titans who were sensible and even some of YOUR kind complained. Face reality and stop generalising my brethren and sisters. Oh, and if you really want to fight us, come at us. At the snap of a finger we can outnumber and overpower you. Just look at the playerbase percentage that play hunter. I am not here pick fights unless you are THAT narrow minded. I'm a voice of reason.
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Truth has been spoken here on this day
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I hate how hunters are now viewed as greedy nerf-crying babies. I think it's posts like yours that enrage and motivate people to start hating other classes. So why would you even make a post like this? It's true that most warlocks don't want to nerf other classes but that's because warlocks are the kings of destiny, they have the best combination of subclasses possible.
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I'll be back to get a sandwich… when I get back I expect this to be top comment
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Ikora taught us to be peaceful....but if you want war hunters, war you will get!!!