Bungie: Shit, they stopped playing and arent even buying emotes anymore.. SHIT (Luke Smith kicks in the door with his rogaine in hand) Luke: Let me PR this for you guys. Bungie: Oh Luksie Smithsy we dont have your audacity and igorance, but we're working on it buddy! (Luke spreads rogaine on his scalp and sets up his stand to relay information to the public) Luke: Hey guys. We need you to play actively and ignore how irresponsibly responsive we are. So we decided to make Tess sell certain things some days and other things other days, IF youre lucky. Cause, we just just dont have any good ideas on how to keep people playing our game. (Luke Smith steps down and walks into DeeJ's office) Luke: Make a weekly update talking about like one or two things this week again but please, by all means, relax and enjoy yourself for the other 6 days you work here and no one hears from you.