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12/4/2015 4:24:32 PM
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Bungie: Shit, they stopped playing and arent even buying emotes anymore.. SHIT
(Luke Smith kicks in the door with his rogaine in hand)
Luke: Let me PR this for you guys.
Bungie: Oh Luksie Smithsy we dont have your audacity and igorance, but we're working on it buddy!
(Luke spreads rogaine on his scalp and sets up his stand to relay information to the public)
Luke: Hey guys. We need you to play actively and ignore how irresponsibly responsive we are. So we decided to make Tess sell certain things some days and other things other days, IF youre lucky. Cause, we just just dont have any good ideas on how to keep people playing our game.
(Luke Smith steps down and walks into DeeJ's office)
Luke: Make a weekly update talking about like one or two things this week again but please, by all means, relax and enjoy yourself for the other 6 days you work here and no one hears from you.
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Because -blam!- you give me money
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As much flak as Luke gets, I'm almost positive people hate him so much because they know he's right and can't stand he's got the balls to say the shit he does to your face (well, in the camera)
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He doesn't have balls, lol. He makes snarky remarks in the safety of interviews. A keyboard warrior. He would never have the sac to walk on the main stage at E3 and tell the audience "players like you expect too much."
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You know what I mean though. He came right out & said all these people will buy it, and they sure as hell did.
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No doubt. But i attribute that to a misplaced sense of superiority and perceived safety. What he did wasn't ballsy. Not in my humble and irrelevant opinion anyways.
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Lol... dont bring "right" and "wrong" into that parody.. The only thing hes right about, is that people are stupid, and will throw money at the screen without a care in the world of what comprehension and coherence youre getting for your dollar.
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Indeed. People flipped the **** out at "throw money at the screen" and guess what.... people threw money at the screen. People are mad that he had the balls to tell them that he knows they'll do it.
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Exactly.. and i know for a fact that some people didnt even hear or read about that interview, threw money at the screen when the time came, read that interview after they did, and either returned their product for their money back or felt extremely foolish for such an intricate and arrogant way of making money from a game.
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Edited by Panda: 12/4/2015 4:31:55 PMDied at rogaine
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[quote]Died at rogaine[/quote]
