As a mother, I put my parenting decisions above all else. Nobody knows my son better than me, and the choices I make about how to care for him are no one’s business but my own. So, when other people tell me how they think I should be raising my child, I simply can’t tolerate it. Regardless of what anyone el[b]s[/b]e thinks, I fully stand behind my choices as a mom, including my choice not to vaccinate my son, because it is my fundamental right as a parent to decide which eradicated diseases come roaring back.
The decision to cause a full-blown, multi-state pandemic of a virus that was effectively eliminated from the national population generations ago is my choice alone, and regardless of your personal convictions, that right should never be taken away from a child’s parent. Never.
Say what you will about me, but I’ve read the inform[b]a[/b]tion out there and weighed every option, so I am confident in my choice to revive a debilitating illness that was long ago declared dead and let it spread like wildfire from school to school, town to town, and state to state, until it reaches every corner of the country. Leaving such a momentous decision to someone you haven’t even met and who doesn’t care about your child personally—now that’s absurd! Maybe I choose to bring back the mumps. Or maybe it’s diphtheria. Or maybe it’s some other potentially fatal disease that can easily pass among those too young or too medically unfit to be vaccinated themselves. But whichever highly communicable and formerly wiped-out disease that I op[b]t[/b] to resurrect with a vengeance, it is a highly personal decision that only I and my family have the liberty to make.
The bottom line is that I’m this child’s mother, and I know what’s best. End of story. Politicians, pharmaceutical companies—they don’t know the specific circumstances that made me decide to breathe new life into a viral infection that scientists and the nation at large celebrated stamping out roughly a century ago. [b]I[/b]t seems like all they care about is following unexamined old rules, injecting chemicals into our kids, preventing ghastly illnesses that used to ravage millions and have since been erased from storming back and wreaking mass havoc on a national scale, and making a buck. Should we really be listening to them and not our own hearts?
I am by no means telling mothers and fathers out there what to do; I’m simply standing up for every parent’s right to make his or her own decision. You may choose to follow the government-recommended immunization schedule for your child, and that’s your decision as a parent. And I might choose to unleash rubella on thousands upon thousands of helpless people, and that’s my decision as a parent.
It’s simple: You don’t tell me how to raise my kids to avoid reviving a horrific illness that hasn’t been seen on our shores since our g[b]r[/b]andparents were children, and I won’t tell you how to raise yours.
Look, I’ve done the research on these issues, I’ve read the statistics, and I’ve carefully considered the costs and benefits, and there’s simply no question in my mind that inciting a nationwide health emergency by unleashing a disease that can kill 20 p[b]e[/b]rcent or more of its victims is the right one for my child.
People need to respect that and move on.
TL;DR You have no right to tell me how to raise my child. It's my right to bring back Smallpox, the Bubonic Plague, and more through opting not to vaccinate my child.
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This is satire. But without the obvious #satire tag. I am unbelievably uncomfortable.
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Satire yeah?
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Edited by QueCyraCyra: 11/29/2015 2:07:17 PMHoo damn that was long... Though didn't need to read it. Some people can't distinguish bold letters from the rest... Edit: ok I read it... It's pretty funny
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How does it feel to be of below-average intelligence?
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Can I pre-order my Ebola?
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You're right. Can't fix stupid.
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This, this was great.
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Edited by Guiro97: 11/29/2015 10:26:58 AM
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Edited by Koa King4: 11/29/2015 3:11:15 AMI respect that you know your kid, did your research and think that the virus is gone. What I don't respect is by doing this you are putting other kids at risk not just yours. If just one kid gets sick many more can. If everyone thinks they don't need to do it because others have then everyone not going to do it which could be devastating on millennials like me.[spoiler]i am a 13 year old and think that any parent that does this is stupid and ignorant that's not how vaccines work everyone needs to do there part[/spoiler]
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Taken from the onion, not that that's a bad thing : Still -blam!-ing hilarious
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Simply the best post in well over a month. It is so good that a moderator will probably ban you because is is not an AMA thread or have the word "penis" in it.
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I love this. +1
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You're not amusing.
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[quote]choices I make about how to care for him are no one’s business but my own. So, when other people tell me how they think I should be raising my child, I simply can’t tolerate it. Regardless of what anyone else thinks, I fully stand behind my choices as a mom[/quote] Ummm... Then what exactly is the purpose of you posting this?
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Obby don't vaccinate my child
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I found #Satire, anyone else did
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http://i.imgur.com/mHvnZul.gif
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How about you try not copying the onion
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Haha okay. Have fun with dead baby.
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I was about to type an angry comment until I realised it's just satire.
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Nice b8. This is what I would've said if you were serious: Congratulations! Your child still won't get autism.
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OP went full potato.
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Edited by FlyinMcFlurry: 11/29/2015 3:05:55 AMDeleted
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Edited by CROAGUNK--: 11/29/2015 2:45:55 AM"The choices I make for my child is nobody else's business but me own" Why did you make a post on it then?!? [spoiler]dumb b!tch[/spoiler] EDIT: didn't read the whole thing. Carry on!
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Lol I had a good laugh reading this