Do you think I should have Aim Assist turned off? Because I can't keep my eyes off of you.
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Are you a Gunslinger? Doesn't matter, tether me anytime.
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I must be the Templar, because I can't help falling for you.
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You must be a Gorgon, because I could get lost in those eyes for ever.
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Are you a Year 2 Gjallarhorn? Because I want you.
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I like that Radiance on you, but even without it you would still look hot.
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Is that a new shader? No? Just looking for a reason to inspect you.
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Are you thinking of changing your character's appearance? I wouldn't change a thing.
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You should be an Exotic. Because a girl like you is impossible to find.
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I never been one for farming but I'd grind that.
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Are you a Jackolyte? Because I can't get you out of my head.
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You are like Heavy Weapon Ammunition. I need you all the time.
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We'd all stop hearing about Crota's End if you'd walked by.
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Is your first name Nerf? Because the forums find you OP.
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I'm not Oryx but I'll make you Taken.
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Like the Aegis during the Vault of Glass, I could not survive without you.
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You must be the Queen of the reef because your brother's a douche.
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If you were a Vex Gate, I'd open it... That sounded... Never mind.
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Are you a Forum Ninja because I just violated the code of conduct and was met with swift justice.
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Palm face.
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Thread of the year.
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Destiny flirts lol
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Is that a sync plate in your pants? Cause my spire's rising
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[spoiler]guy In Real Life[/spoiler]
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Is your name Activision? Because you're a money grubbing whore.
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Dude... The hell are you trying to hit on girls for?
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And for a good reason too💨
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When I look at you, I feel like you deserve The Truth... so I'm gonna keep following you until I hit that.
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You're a lot like motes of light. Totally useless and only used to get a better rep.
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Hey gurl, are you Kabr Cuz u sure are rasing my spire
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Are you a sync plate? [b][i]because you're forming my spire. [/i][/b]
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Hey your like Eris morn. [b]Unattractive, but I will stillpierce you dark below[/b]
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If you want, I could take my black hammer out of crota's end and let you have it?
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I'm wet
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I raided her 80 times and she never had a necrOchasm.
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Hey gurl, are u crota Cuz I wanna descend into your pit
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*cringe*
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These are so bad, today was a good day OP.
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Girl you must be Nightfall because herpes from a hooker are more rewarding
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Love these
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You look cute today (for Carbonite)
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Are you Eris morn? [spoiler]cause I'd stillpierce your dark below[/spoiler]
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Are you a cryptarch? Because you act like a troll and look like one too.
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a good pick up line suggestion would be. hey baby im not an organ doner but im willing to give you my heart. still trying to get a girlfriend
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I dunno, I have a girlfriend