Do you think I should have Aim Assist turned off? Because I can't keep my eyes off of you.
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Are you a Gunslinger? Doesn't matter, tether me anytime.
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I must be the Templar, because I can't help falling for you.
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You must be a Gorgon, because I could get lost in those eyes for ever.
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Are you a Year 2 Gjallarhorn? Because I want you.
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I like that Radiance on you, but even without it you would still look hot.
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Is that a new shader? No? Just looking for a reason to inspect you.
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Are you thinking of changing your character's appearance? I wouldn't change a thing.
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You should be an Exotic. Because a girl like you is impossible to find.
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I never been one for farming but I'd grind that.
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Are you a Jackolyte? Because I can't get you out of my head.
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You are like Heavy Weapon Ammunition. I need you all the time.
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We'd all stop hearing about Crota's End if you'd walked by.
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Is your first name Nerf? Because the forums find you OP.
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I'm not Oryx but I'll make you Taken.
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Like the Aegis during the Vault of Glass, I could not survive without you.
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You must be the Queen of the reef because your brother's a douche.
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If you were a Vex Gate, I'd open it... That sounded... Never mind.
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Are you a Forum Ninja because I just violated the code of conduct and was met with swift justice.
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ゝ、 `( ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) /
> ,ノ
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Are you the dark below[spoiler]because you were a disappointment to everyone [/spoiler]
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THAT'S NOT LENNY
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Made me smile... Loved it
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Sorry, I'm not forged in light.
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I can't wait for the next expansion. There's a raid on Uranus.
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You look like you put as much effort into your appearance as I did into Prison of Elders.
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Post was hilarious and I love messing with poll results
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These pickup lines are less effective the three of coins...
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Edited by Spyder_Z_Prime: 11/25/2015 6:24:42 PMBIG DEAL!! I CAN USE INNUENDO TOO!! TODAYS FIGHT IS BETWEEN SUNBREAKERS AND BLADEDANCERS... BLOWJOBS!! (Paraphrased from Mr. Torgue and applied to Destiny) ^__~ Original = https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YW-sGrNd9ts
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You PC brah?
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I hope you play Destiny, so that you really know how to grind
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Hey girl are you hard light? Because you're making me so damn hard I'm getting a bit light headed.
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can you show us a picture of where your balls are supposed to be
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Edited by The Stalker: 11/25/2015 9:25:52 PMIs your name Crota? Because I want to slam my sword on you all day. [spoiler]Bad is bad ♡♡[/spoiler]
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You want girl? Hit in head with club, take all...
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Please don't breed.
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Girl, with those long hours of grinding, you've earned yourself the touch of phallus.
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Hey bby luv u 2 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Looks at post. Takes computer mouse Shoves it repeated times into eye sockets
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The taken line just makes me think of "every breath you take" by the police, a little unnerving.
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year 2 GHorn was pretty bad
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#Thirsty
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Hey girl can I stick my sparrow in your hellmouth?
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Palm face.