Do you think I should have Aim Assist turned off? Because I can't keep my eyes off of you.
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Are you a Gunslinger? Doesn't matter, tether me anytime.
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I must be the Templar, because I can't help falling for you.
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You must be a Gorgon, because I could get lost in those eyes for ever.
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Are you a Year 2 Gjallarhorn? Because I want you.
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I like that Radiance on you, but even without it you would still look hot.
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Is that a new shader? No? Just looking for a reason to inspect you.
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Are you thinking of changing your character's appearance? I wouldn't change a thing.
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You should be an Exotic. Because a girl like you is impossible to find.
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I never been one for farming but I'd grind that.
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Are you a Jackolyte? Because I can't get you out of my head.
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You are like Heavy Weapon Ammunition. I need you all the time.
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We'd all stop hearing about Crota's End if you'd walked by.
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Is your first name Nerf? Because the forums find you OP.
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I'm not Oryx but I'll make you Taken.
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Like the Aegis during the Vault of Glass, I could not survive without you.
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You must be the Queen of the reef because your brother's a douche.
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If you were a Vex Gate, I'd open it... That sounded... Never mind.
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Are you a Forum Ninja because I just violated the code of conduct and was met with swift justice.
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The thirstiness is strong with this one hmmm?
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Winning.
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Oh please, all you losers would get Shadestepped.
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Wanna come over later and watch two titans one bubble?
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I dont date you unless you have 25,000 glimmer across 3 accounts and a gold sparrow
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Are you the traveler because you light up my darkness
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Your local grocery store cells bottles, huge bottles, packaged bottles, and gallons of water If you're ever thirsty.
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I used this on a post way back when but for all the new forumers that came with TTK... "Hey girl. Are you the No Land Beyond?" 'Cause you suck dick.
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You must be the cryptarch cause my weapon just turned purple.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) oh bby
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Hey girl... You a shit game? Cuz baby, you're my destiny.
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Are you a sunbreaker, because I've got a luck in the chamber for you
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Girl, you must be a sync plate, cuz my spire is formed.
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Edited by CommanDOH!: 11/26/2015 2:27:02 AMThis. ALL this, is why the lot of you are dateless wonders. Crawl out of your holes, rise above slob status, grow a pair, ask a girl out... You got a few hundred raid completions, but you can count your 2nd dates on 1 hand. Smh, Dead Orbit describes your current dating arc...
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Edited by CrimsonTide1313: 11/26/2015 2:40:00 AM[quote]I never been one for farming but I'd grind that[/quote] lol'd way to hard at this Good one
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Have you seen my weasels?
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Jajajajajajajaja
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[i]Op is lettuce.[/i]
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Hey girl, did you just stand in my sync plate? Because my spire is rising.
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Carbonite
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Are you DeeJ? Because my dick needs a nerf
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Call me golgaroth because you just took my gaze
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Wtf did I just read...