Do you think I should have Aim Assist turned off? Because I can't keep my eyes off of you.
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Are you a Gunslinger? Doesn't matter, tether me anytime.
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I must be the Templar, because I can't help falling for you.
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You must be a Gorgon, because I could get lost in those eyes for ever.
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Are you a Year 2 Gjallarhorn? Because I want you.
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I like that Radiance on you, but even without it you would still look hot.
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Is that a new shader? No? Just looking for a reason to inspect you.
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Are you thinking of changing your character's appearance? I wouldn't change a thing.
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You should be an Exotic. Because a girl like you is impossible to find.
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I never been one for farming but I'd grind that.
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Are you a Jackolyte? Because I can't get you out of my head.
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You are like Heavy Weapon Ammunition. I need you all the time.
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We'd all stop hearing about Crota's End if you'd walked by.
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Is your first name Nerf? Because the forums find you OP.
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I'm not Oryx but I'll make you Taken.
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Like the Aegis during the Vault of Glass, I could not survive without you.
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You must be the Queen of the reef because your brother's a douche.
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If you were a Vex Gate, I'd open it... That sounded... Never mind.
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Are you a Forum Ninja because I just violated the code of conduct and was met with swift justice.
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< ̄`ヽ、 / ̄>
ゝ、 \ /⌒ヽ,ノ /´
ゝ、 `( ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) /
> ,ノ
∠_,,,/´” I.
[spoiler]. /\_,,,_/\ .
( ❛ ω ❛ )_
. /ゝ < (■\ Webecca!!!
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Lol thx for the laugh
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Some of those are clever, well done.
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I'll eat your crust any day, Pizza Hut... [spoiler]⚈้̤͡ ˌ̫̮ ⚈้̤͡[/spoiler]
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[quote] You must be the Queen of the reef because your brother's a douche. _____[/quote] This is the best one
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Are you a fish? Because I'd like to gut you.
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Are you a Gjallarhorn because I've been grinding for hours.
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Petra + the queen + guardian hhhhhaaaa cheeky three way and the queens brother can record it and then the stranger can cum out of no where...
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Edited by Vrchue: 11/26/2015 6:01:02 AMAre you a stormcaller warlock cause you just made me arcbolt my pants.
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After reading all of those, I'm not sure how I feel about them. D:
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If you were a tv screen I'd throw money right at you.
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Thanks for this. ;)
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Super gay dude.
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Ops fgt Rate 9/11 would melt his steel beams with my jet fuel again
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(ง ಠ 益ಠ )ง
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My Girlfriend is like the lighthouse, Ive never seen her before.
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[quote]Do you think I should have Aim Assist turned off? Because I can't keep my eyes off of you. _____ Are you a Gunslinger? Doesn't matter, tether me anytime. _____ I must be the Templar, because I can't help falling for you. _____ You must be a Gorgon, because I could get lost in those eyes for ever. _____ Are you a Year 2 Gjallarhorn? Because I want you. _____ I like that Radiance on you, but even without it you would still look hot. _____ Is that a new shader? No? Just looking for a reason to inspect you. _____ Are you thinking of changing your character's appearance? I wouldn't change a thing. _____ You should be an Exotic. Because a girl like you is impossible to find. _____ I never been one for farming but I'd grind that. _____ Are you a Jackolyte? Because I can't get you out of my head. _____ You are like Heavy Weapon Ammunition. I need you all the time. _____ We'd all stop hearing about Crota's End if you'd walked by. _____ Is your first name Nerf? Because the forums find you OP. _____ I'm not Oryx but I'll make you Taken. _____ Like the Aegis during the Vault of Glass, I could not survive without you. _____ You must be the Queen of the reef because your brother's a douche. _____ If you were a Vex Gate, I'd open it... That sounded... Never mind. _____ Are you a Forum Ninja because I just violated the code of conduct and was met with swift justice. _____ < ̄`ヽ、 / ̄> ゝ、 \ /⌒ヽ,ノ /´ ゝ、 `( ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) / > ,ノ ∠_,,,/´” I.[/quote] I'll fuge you
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Edited by ajohn100: 11/26/2015 5:00:01 AMCan someone respond to this pls want to show my friend
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Are your pants purple? Because that ass is legendary. [spoiler]Ayyy[/spoiler]
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Aim for the juicebox
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My ex-girlfriend is dead Destiny is too Just like Bungie servers I'll go down on you. [spoiler]Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm gonna smash you like Crota on bath salts.[/spoiler]
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Cringe
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>come expecting to cringe >Not surprised
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Are you Crota, because I like it when your on your knees Are you Atheon because it feels like forever with you Are you oryx because I'd go leaps and bounds for you Are you PoE because it's hard when I'm in you
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This is my favorite post lol Good job OP
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The thirstiness is strong with this one hmmm?