A man has a hard time getting an erection. Hasn't been able to for quite some time.
Too embarrassed to go to the doctor, he confides in a close friend. His friend tells him, he once had the same problem. What he did, was catch his wife asleep.. Reach under the covers, rub her vagina and smell it.
The dude is desperate, and tries it that very night. His wife is sleeping, he rubs her cooch, brings his fingers tightly under his nose and sniffs deeply.
Sensation! Starts getting feeling! So he does it two or three more times. Fingers straight to his upper lip, deepest smells each time. Success!
Excited to have a raging boner, he shakes his wife vigorously. 'HONEY HONEY! WAKE UP! LOOK WHAT I HAVE?!'
She rolls over annoyed. Looks at him and says, 'now why did you wake me up to show me you have a bloody nose?!'
*drops mic*
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