Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news.
Patient: OK what's the good news?
Doctor: the good news is you have 24 hrs to live
Patient: Well what's the bad news?
Doctor: I forgot to tell you yesterday
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Wouldn't he be dead ?
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Exactly dead man walking
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Hahaha
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Hahah
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Lmao!
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Love this joke
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Loool nice technique i should use it
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Didn't even realize your name...that's just my go to joke to break the ice. Lol
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Loool should I say time up loool
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