Get 'er done.
Disclaimer: Try to stray away from well know Halo/Destiny quotes. They've already been done before, I can guarantee it.
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"So people are dying left and right and all of a sudden this guy decides to run at me with a spoon. A SPOON! HAHAHA!! So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with and his kids are all standing there and crying like WAAAAHH!! And he's runnin' into stuff and hahaha... I guess ya had to be there. Anyway... The moral of the story is you're a total bitch." Good luck. :)