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Edited by BobBQ:
11/16/2015 5:13:05 AM
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Bored and need a joke
Well i am bored now .. haven't played on my ps4 for like 2 or 3 weeks now
Missing a lot of games
So Tell me a joke :)
Edit: humph didn't expect this many responses .. there are great ones and a couple of bad ones with a hint of idiot ones
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Warning dark slightly racist joke below you have been warned. [spoiler]What would Martin Luther King Jr. be like if he was white? Alive.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyLook in a mirror. Laugh and realize mirrors arent real, because your eyes arent real.
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1 ReplyA brunette comes home to find her blond roommate with a rope tied around her waist. "What are you doing?", asked the brunette. "I'm trying to kill myself," said the blond, sullenly. "Umm... Shouldn't the rope be tied around your neck?", the brunette inquired. "Well, I tried that, but then I couldn't breath."
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Crossword puzzle
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Joker: Knock Knock... Batman: Come in. Joker: *facepalm* [i]Because when you're Batman, it doesn't matter "who's there".[/i]
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PS4 is a joke. Destiny is their only game.
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Black Ops III will revolutionize the franchise.
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3 RepliesNot mine but thought I'd share it...
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1 ReplyEdited by Shira: 11/16/2015 3:23:43 AMWhat do you call a monkey on a mine field? [spoiler]A Baboom[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesWhat do u call a Latino who lost his car? [spoiler]carlos [/spoiler]
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My life...
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3 RepliesKnock knock
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2 RepliesA guy's in his doctor's office, Doctor: from now on, you'll have to completely stop masturbating. Guy: wohhh, comon, why that?! Doctor: it's that i'm tryin' to examine you man... 😂
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7 RepliesWhat does Batman like in his drinks? [spoiler]JUST-ICE[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI like my women like I like my coffee, hot, black and in my lap making me scream.
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3 RepliesA man has a hard time getting an erection. Hasn't been able to for quite some time. Too embarrassed to go to the doctor, he confides in a close friend. His friend tells him, he once had the same problem. What he did, was catch his wife asleep.. Reach under the covers, rub her vagina and smell it. The dude is desperate, and tries it that very night. His wife is sleeping, he rubs her cooch, brings his fingers tightly under his nose and sniffs deeply. Sensation! Starts getting feeling! So he does it two or three more times. Fingers straight to his upper lip, deepest smells each time. Success! Excited to have a raging boner, he shakes his wife vigorously. 'HONEY HONEY! WAKE UP! LOOK WHAT I HAVE?!' She rolls over annoyed. Looks at him and says, 'now why did you wake me up to show me you have a bloody nose?!' *drops mic*
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3 RepliesDestiny = Big JOKE! Laugh damn it
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4 RepliesWarlock jump. Talk about a joke!
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2 RepliesThe past, present and future walk into a bar.... [spoiler]it was tense![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat did Crota get for Christmas? [spoiler]presents of Crota[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyLook in the mirror. [spoiler]I jk OP[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesCall of duty
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3 RepliesHow many dead hookers can you fit in a shed?[spoiler]Another two, if I move my bike.[/spoiler]
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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan
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6 RepliesWhy did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize?[spoiler]He was outstanding in his field[/spoiler]
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Your mom
