Well i am bored now .. haven't played on my ps4 for like 2 or 3 weeks now
Missing a lot of games
So Tell me a joke :)
Edit: humph didn't expect this many responses .. there are great ones and a couple of bad ones with a hint of idiot ones
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What do you get when you cross a Siberian tiger with a parrot? I don't know, but when it talks, you'd better listen!
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Destiny ( Ba dum Pshhhh )
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The person telling you a joke walks off a cliff....
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Why can't Titans ever lose a staring contest? Because they can't use Blink.
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Here's the joke: [spoiler]people who use shotguns[/spoiler]
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Edited by Death Stroke: 11/16/2015 3:29:07 AMDestiny Boom Drop mic walk off stage....
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My life
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What's in a cows wallet? Moooolah
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Why did the chicken cross the road , to get to the nerds house knock knock who's there the chicken at your house
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Destiny.
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Religion
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Edited by assaily: 11/15/2015 9:05:02 PMWhat did the leper say to the hooker? [spoiler]Keep the tip.[/spoiler]
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You have an asshole like a clowns pocket
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Why do circumcisionists get so much money? [spoiler]'cause they keep the tips![/spoiler]
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a hunter walks into a bar... [spoiler]guardian down[/spoiler]
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A guy walks into a bar Ouch
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Why do southern girls hate orgies? ... ... Too many thank-you notes.
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Go to Amazon and look at the reviews for the yodeling pickle; I can not stop laughing lmfao
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Dam girl are you a veggie sandwich? [spoiler]Because it looks like you need some meat in those buns[/spoiler]
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How do you make a strawberry shake? [spoiler]YOU PUT IT IN THE FREEZER[/spoiler]
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Destinys story [spoiler]jk What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? The hooker can wash and resell her crack [/spoiler]
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Destiny's story
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A Sunbreaker walked into a bar [spoiler]there was no counter[/spoiler]
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Heres one. Trolling others on forums without beating hard oryx