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Edited by Seraphim Frost:
11/10/2015 4:38:37 AM
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Well I've gotten:
A brunette hispanic girl-17 years old.
Cassandra
A blonde cuban girl-16 years old.
Carolina
Brunette country girl-15 years old.
Emerald
2 Blondes at the same time-16 years old.
Sophia and.....forgot.
That was just my sophomore year.
This year.
2 brunettes.
Stephanie and ally.
One blonde.
Danny.
One brown haired girl.
Macy.
And a VERY -blam!-ING BEAUTIFUL BRUNETTE!!!!
Savannah.
Damn. She is -blam!-ing beautiful. Haven't dated her tho. Working on it. Wish me luck m8's.
Edit:Apparently i can't know the age, name, or race of girls I've dated.
Can't tell people I've dated them or that I'll ask a certain one out.
I can't be a player and gamer.
Man, you bros must be some ugly ass mudafuggas jerking off to anime if you're thinking in those ways. I mean i might as well enjoy life while I'm young, dumb, and full of cum.
Edit: For the love of god, you people must have been those outcasts stalking girls from the back of the classroom back in HS. Seriously.
Might just take this down.
Edit: Protection was used.
[spoiler]Most of the time.[/spoiler]
Edit: Gonna get some rest now.
You ladies continue with your rambles n' shit. When i wake up I'll take this post down.
[spoiler]So that you can stop jerking off.[/spoiler]
Edit: GOD DAMMIT!!!!
Can't believe i actually have to turn off notifications.
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Plot twist [spoiler]he is the teacher[/spoiler]
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And this is how teenage pregnancies happen. You best be wrapping it up
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The seed is strong with this one.
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Damn son! Save some pussy for the rest of us.
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Edited by Synergy-Seven: 11/10/2015 7:10:20 AMYou sir are the Christian Grey of High School. Women always talk about wanting the 50 Shades lifestlye, but can't handle a pinky in the butt. That's none of my business tho. You remind me of me when i was your age (i hope you're not my age, or else that's a pretty questionable rap-sheet at the least). Wait til you get to the stage of doing so much blow, having no sperm count and having to mule meth from China just to pay for the Hepatitis treatments. Keep up your work son :) [spoiler]*Surrounded by 10 forum Ninjas* "Cmuuuuunnn!!! Doooo it!!![/spoiler]
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Dudes passing around herpes and HPV like he's running for office.....
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Pretty or smart pick one then let me know if all you are good for is a one off since you have no other talents then sexy. I wish i could pull off that list and make it last with my favorite. Wait i did...
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WTF Jared, how'd you get an Xbox in jail?
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Lmfao. This
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lol, dirtbag.
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Are you sure none of these were secretly the same person desperately trying for another shot? [spoiler]i mean...you never know...maybe of of them was cayde...or xur...that'd be weird...[/spoiler]
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Funny shit dude!
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When it rains it pours when it's raining whores
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No black women? -blam!-ing kid!
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Wow! Never thought of that.
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If you honestly expect people to believe you got with girls with a strange assortment of names like that then you must be a retard. I bet you masturbate over your pillow and watch anime
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Weird? Umm not really. Do their names have to match or something? "Oh yeah i dated tany, amy, lanny, sammy, janny, whory, etc." Lol, freak. And no. From the looks of it, you guys only got head from your local whore.
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Lmao I knew this kid still lived at home with his parents being a troll.. When you grow up, move out and own your own house and vehicles you'll really know how to get any girl without trying. Git gud kid
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I'm 16. I'm a junior in high school. No shit i live with my parents. I do have a job at Dunkin Donuts and a black BMW which i drive.
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Dunkin doughnuts lol :)
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If you're 16, at least act like it.
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Then why do you act so childish?
