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Edited by barisgirit:
11/6/2015 6:54:02 PM
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Chuck Norris facts for Destiny
Combine Chuck Norris facts with Destiny.
Chuck Norris does not use infusion. He just roundhouse kicks the gears in the materials and they are automatically turned into 330 exotic.
In the jumping puzzle to Oryx, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the dildo back into the wall. He also walks to the chest room because the path is laid before him.
Fire away!
Edit: LMAO THERE ARE REALLY GOOD ONES!
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2 RepliesRahool gave Chuck Norris three exotics for a white engram in week 1. Sunbreakers were originally called Chuck Breakers in an attempt to keep Chuck from dominating Crucible. The name was changed after every hammer was kicked back to its sender. Chuck Norris calls Hard Mode adorable. The only time Chuck Norris wiped in a raid was because Crota's bow wasn't sincere enough, so he wanted to beat him repeatedly until he learned his place. The Hellmouth was created when Chuck tried peeing his name onto the moon. Chuck Norris has never been blink-shotgunned. Ever.
