A guy came to my house dressed as a Hunturd actually. Suit was pretty convincing an he modified a Nerf gun to look like TLW. I said "Brb kiddo"
I came out with my girlfriend, I was wearing an Acti shirt, her a Bungie shirt. She grabbed his gun and smashed it with a hammer. He started crying and yelled "Stop! It took forever to make that!"
I walked up and pimp handed him to the floor and said "Get nerfed bitch". I proceeded to punch my gf in the back of the head. I bent her over and visciously -blam!-ed her asshole while the little shite cried on the floor.
My barbed cock split her ass in half and ripped chuncks of flesh from her anus. I had to pick her intestins from the barbs but it was worth it
Anyways....
Titans get a giant gummy bear and king sized butterfinger
Warloks get Twix and star crunchies
Humters get a damp sock
English
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Wow I. I think im at a loss here ...damn
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Omfg why
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Holy shit hold on let me recover
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Omg dude x)))) started nice and slow and escalated at light speed
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Slow clap...
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Wtf did I just read
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Drugs, man
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I'm a year 2 hunter with Hawkmoon and I've never complained