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CEO of a VERY big news company: EVERYONE! STOP THE PRESSES! I JUST GOT WORD FROM A RANDOM GUY ON THE FORUMS THAT PAY-TO-WIN IS NOW IN DESTINY!
Intern #1: But sir I play the game and its just some consumables and masks that do nothing. Plus the consumables only affect a in-game currency that caps very quickly.
CEO of a VERY big news company: Who hired this idiot?
Intern #2: You did sir.
CEO of a VERY big news company: Both of you are fired, because I am never wrong and I NEED to complain about something irrelevant today.
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Edited by mptesteroni: 10/27/2015 6:20:58 AMOur top domestic story tonight- Jackasses across America pay $4 plus tip for 12 ounces of pumpkin spice latte, which has an actual worth of about 75 cents. In international news, studies suggest that absolutely everything hipsters once loved will start to suck eventually, causing a vague ennui to set in. And that's the way it is, this October 26, 2015.
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Sounds like the ebola scare.