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originally posted in:Brotherhood of Xur
10/23/2015 3:50:24 PM
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BoX Podcast Ep. 22 - Want to win a Blacksmith shader?
This week on the Official Brotherhood of Xûr Podcast!
We're back with an old theme song! (Or are we...) Podcast 2.0 is bringing the pain with all new all amazing and all fun segments that are structured around generating great discussion among our community members! This week we're bringing you stuff about Eris Morn and who we think she really serves. We're bringing you fuel for your Destiny materials raged fire, "Give me my damn weapon parts!". We've even got a trip down memory lane with a sequel to our "What if Destiny's guns had sexual innuendo associated with them" post from year one!
All that plus the usual antics and nonsense about Xûr and his inventory as well as how to win yourself your very own Blacksmith shader with a simple joke.
[url=https://soundcloud.com/brotherhood-of-x-r/box-podcast-ep-22-want-to-win-a-blacksmith-shader]Enjoy HERE![/url]
Spoiler Alert! Stay until after the end music for a behind the scenes peek into what happens after the recording stops...
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How does Cayde-6's mom sign his birthday cards as a kid? [spoiler]exo exo[/spoiler]
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Real bad Jokes: What race is the clumsiest? [spoiler]the fallen[/spoiler] What game did Crota play with the sisters when they were young? [spoiler]hive and seek[/spoiler] Why was the guardian confused on Venus? [spoiler]cause he was "vex'd"[/spoiler] What is Vaalus Ta'aurc's favorite play? [spoiler]"Cabal and the night visitor" [/spoiler] Why did the guardians return from the hellmouth itchy? [spoiler]cause they got hives[/spoiler]
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JOIKE 3: What do you call an all-knowing seabird? [spoiler]omni-gull[/spoiler]
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JOKE 2: What's a T-Rex's favorite modifier? [spoiler]small arms[/spoiler]
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JOKE: Why do Titans always have dry eyes? [spoiler]Cause they can't blink![/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEris works for the Queen. Queen Mara could see the future and knew she had to die with the Awoken at Oryx's hand to allow Eris to bring her people into a better future. She's NOT a vangaurdian. She's a queen implant into the guardian fold.
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1 ReplyFalsely accusing Shadow of quitting Destiny after loot cave patch was freaking funny. I had a mental picture of him passed out in his living room with 2 weeks of beard growth surrounded by empty liquor bottles. Also how did none of you boys use "The Stranger's Rifle" as a dirty gun name? Well done on the cast!!
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Just listen to podcast. .. i think iris was in love with crota... or something along that line... she wanted to be QUEEN!
