Guys, I need your help. Half-jaw, deserves a whole jaw.
He fought the flood for you, is it so much to ask for $1 in return?
For every dollar donated, you receive 1 sexual favor from a brute of your choice.
The Arbiter is fighting a war, so money is tight. Let Half-Jaw know what its like, to brush his teeth again :^(
#BuyHalfjawANewJaw
Thank you for your time.
edit: [b]LOOK HOW SAD HE LOOKS! ^ [/b]
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>Donates >Feels good about it >Day goes by >Forgets the sexual favors promised >A smell of onions fly through my nose >Sits up in bed >Shrek appears >Shrek pleasures me >I pleasure him >I finger his salty green anus >I wake up hoping to see Shrek next to me >i look over >He is gone >I still can smell his salty butthole and I smile glad to please shrek