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10/11/2015 8:53:21 PM
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*picks up* *massages ass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)* *hands tissue*
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*blows nose, likes ass massage, looks up at you* [spoiler]*spits in your eye, uppercuts you on the nose*[/spoiler]
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Ayy my nose! *grabs nose in pain* *tries to crawl away* *iz ded x_x*
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*stuffs your corpse in ma vag*
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*shaves your pubes to write out "R.I.P"*
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*is now itching*
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*rubs itch cream on it*
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Ahhh... *relief*
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*switches to oil* U like bby? *plays Billy Idol's Flesh for Fantasy*
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*enjoys it all*
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*flips you* Get... [spoiler]JOHN!!!! CCCCCCCENAAAAAAA'D!!!![/spoiler]
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*is john cena'd* *convulsions ensue*
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*throws phone at convulsing body* You should call 911.
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*dials 811*
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Edited by Numero Uno: 10/11/2015 9:58:47 PM*revives taxi* *drives to Canada* 811 should work now. [spoiler]I think. *shrugs*[/spoiler]
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Ha. Ha.
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Har har
