One time a clan made said: "Guys, I'm AFK and get some food." We: "Okay, what will you eat?" He responded: "Just some simple noodles with tomato sauce." We:"Nice, Bon appetite".
We were playing strikes or something and after 10 - 15 min. I heard something in the chat party and wondered, I'm the only one hearing this!? I asked: "Guys, do you also here this? Oooh, yeeeah, mmmhh, ahhh, oh yeah benji, give it to me!" I thought I was maybe high :D but I wasn't the only who heard this :D after it was more or less some lustful moaning it resulted in "bang bang bang, fap fap fap, ooooh yeeeaah benji, clap clap clap, harder harder!" So he had sex with his girl and 5 guys listened and cheered for him:"Go benji, go! Give it her hard!!! Enjoy your noodles with tomato sauce!!" :D :D :D we laughed soooo much!!! :D he returned and said:"Hey, I'm back" We:"Nice dude! How was your meal!?" He:"Yeah, was good, simple food, but good." We:"Ahhh okay, nice :D" we made some fun afterwards with noodles and tomato sauce and he probably asked himself "WTF is wrong with them? Why noodles and tomato sauce are so funny?!" After some minutes he gets it and asked:"Dudes..., you heard everything, right?" We:"Jup, we did :D great job bro!" :D it was probably the most funny afk moment we had in Destiny and will stay in memory for a long time! :D nowadays noodles with tomato sauce became a running gag to us and the people who shared this moment will always think maybe about him when they eat noodles with tomato sauce :D yeah, so that's my story :) peace!
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Edited by GemCutter: 10/15/2015 6:29:56 PMForever after "noodles and tomato sauce" shall be a euphemism for da sexy time.
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Dude please tell me you don't call spaghettis "noodles"
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Spaghetti Spaghettini Linguini Angel hair Penne Vermicelli Fideo Spätzle There are many types of noodles, none of which end with s.
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Those aren't noodles, those are pastas
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Apparently everyone -blam!-s with their mic on and destiny in the background
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Anytime I leave and take my head set off it gets muted (common sense)
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Are you Dutch ?
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Nope, German. Sry for the bad gramma.. ;)
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I want to visit Germany someday. My heritage is mostly German. Random, I know.
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Lol so that's what the kids are calling it these days noodles and tomato sauce.... Sounds like a guy with E.D. was -blam!-ing his women on her period
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Ewwwwwwwww But I lol'd
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We :D get :D it :D you're :D beyond :D happy :D