Trigger warning: trigger Warning!! Deej's office: "I understand the way this game is played." ―Tyrion to Deej "Hey I promise Destiny wont be pay to win!" - Deej "Thats what you said about veterans!" - Tyrion Shouted as he [i][b]SPANKS[/b][/i] Deej's bottom "Thats what you said about no players left behind!" [i][b]SLAP[/b][/i] "owowowowowwwww" - Deej cried "Thats what you said about there being a story!" [i][b]SLAP[/b][/i] "Eeeehhhh sasssskeeeeeehhhhhh narrrruuuutooooo saaaaaan heeeelpp meee saaannn" Cried Deej tears streaming "Thats what you said about MICRO-TRANSACTIONS!" [i][b]SLAPPP[/b][/i] [i][b]SLAP SLAP DOUBLE SLAP[/b][/i] "martyyyyyyy where are you my love?? halp meeee!!" - Deej cried out in desperation His cheeks a deep pink from the battering... To be continued in expansion pass 11. pre-order now. Meanwhile at Bungie's dungeon of forgotten promises and dreams: "Laughing at another person’s misery was the only thing that made me feel like everyone else." - Tyrion to Luke Smith "Same bro! Much Feel, Much agreement, Much throwing $, Much emote" - Luke Smith to Tyrion as he started to rub his moist nipples " You Monster!" - Tyrion to Smith . Smith smiles and proceeds to unzip pants, hands and face sweaty. . . . . . NSFW!!! [spoiler]Sicko perv -_-[/spoiler] At Activision office: "I will hurt you for this. A day will come when your joy will turn to ashes and you will know the debt is paid." ―Tyrion Lannister to Activision ” "You pc bro? Did you read EULA bro? You intolerant bro? You gonna discriminate against Micro-Minorities bro? Really bro? Thats insensitive bro! Welcome to 2015 bro" - Pc Activision Looks judgingly at Dinklage. Thank You: Jazz Hands pls