The human race will endure thousands of years of suffering under King Zod and his apprentice, Thomas Jefferson. The Abe Lincoln Resistence put up a fight for hundreds of years but Zod's army of batmans put down the Resistence and put them in torture camps. The earth burned and all humans were sent to a distant world where they endured another millennia in slavery. Then finally the Mario Bros Empire destroyed the distant planet and killed everyone on it. [spoiler]All of this could have been stopped if you gave that gift card. May the force be with you[/spoiler]
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Ps-[spoiler]Git gud[/spoiler] PSS-[spoiler]Im not that good myself :([/spoiler]
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PSSS-[spoiler]BTW I really want the jade rabbit [/spoiler]