They have to have happened during gameplay. They can be funny, weird, badass, or whatever. Try and avoid anything story related, as that would be spoiling it for those of us who haven't finished the game yet.
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Ride of the Valkyries into a soviet union base camp I said while using the mini gun: take that you damn commies then I said a dead Commie is a good commie!!!
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[url=http://xboxclips.com/Onyx81/b13c5153-7d5c-4a2c-a131-dd95f73b18b5]Narrowly dodged a Helicopter crash.[/url] Also, apparently there's a Chapter 3 to the game. You only unlock it if you build a bunch of nukes.
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One time I walked into a check point with 6 soldiers in it, dropped a grenade and walked out.
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This one time this 15 year old climbed into the Metal Gear I made and I had to destroy it. Feels bad man.
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I accidentally drowned Eli. Best accident ever.
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In GZ, I rescued Paz first since I find it to be faster than getting Chico then Paz,I placed Paz on the starting cliff area. I went to Chico taking out guys & rescued all the PoWs & Chico at the top right coast LZ. I was wondering why the mission didn't end after I extracted Chico. I forgot all about Paz on a cliff being drenched in heavy rain and started laughing.
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Mine's more a glitch than a badass story, really. I don't know if this has happened to other people at all. I was doing a mission at OKB, a side op, where I had to sneak in and rescue two prisoners. So I grab Quiet and we head out. She's got a silenced sniper and I'm still using the Fulton balloons, waiting on my R&D team to finish my wormhole device. So I have to be super careful. First two gates, I knock everyone out, send them back to base. Quiet is standing by, marking guards. I get to the third gate, knock everyone out and extract them and prisoner one. Just as I am extracting him, another guard shows up out of nowhere that neither Quiet or I had seen. Alert phase. I'm out of ammo, she's doing God knows what, and he's in a corner, so I run for it (stupidly). I think I was so surprised to see someone there that I just panicked. Guards start streaming out of the elevator area, so I go back to gate two to extract the other prisoner and get out. He's in a locked room. Guards are now in a reduced alert, and I can hear Quiet picking them off one by one. So I grab the target and head for the door, but... there's a noise outside. I drop him, open the door... Outside there are 15-20 identical guards, all moving in unison, looking for me. They spot me and my screen is a forest of !!! So I decide to go ham and beat them all down. Problem is, they instantly respawn! As soon as I knock one out, another one shows up in his place. Finally it was too much for me and they shot me down. Mission failed. Hasn't happened since, and I've replayed that side op twice.
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Killed bunch of people then alarms went off. WTF? Turns out Solid Snake isn't so solid =#
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