Dead Orbit is love, Dead Orbit is life.
I was only 13 years old
I had all the DLCs
Even had the Revenant shader
My dad sees me showing off my swag
He calls me a skrub with no life
I call him a filthy casul
He bitch slaps me and tells mom to get the camera
I'm crying now, and waiting on ghost revive
I feel a dead, cold-like presence behind me
It's Araach Jalaal!
He says to me
"It will be cold and harrowing and we will not all survive, but it must be done."
>mfw ( ͡o.ʖ ͡o)
I'm getting turned on
I spread my character model for Araach
He inserts his weapon parts inside my upgrade slot
It hurts, but I do it for the light level
He continues to upgrade my "weapon"
He announces a mighty speech as he fills my inventory with his motes of light
My dad comes in
Araach says to him: "For Dead Orbit!"
He gets into his ship and flys off
My dad gets a heart attack and a seizure and dies like a skrub
I piss on his corpse
I send his dead ass into orbit
Dead Orbit is love, Dead Orbit is life.
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NEW MONARCHY FOR LIFE!!!!!