This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=75286225]Jeff The Killer[/url] Oh God hahaha.
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awesome!
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Strum.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door >Gets online >16 PMs FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- >Goes through half of them >Closes tab with all of my work in it FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- >Finishes all PMs >Goes to thread >MOAR submissions Nobody understands my pain D'=[/quote]Don't worry Door, this thread is your labor of love. We are all grateful for it :) [Edited on 10.05.2012 8:04 AM PDT]
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*reads through thread for the first time in a while* *I'm one of the quotes* [url=http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4564167988675894&id=7ba422ba1b13c4557ffaeb3c0deb7612]mfw[/url]
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>Gets online >16 PMs FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- >Goes through half of them >Closes tab with all of my work in it FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- >Finishes all PMs >Goes to thread >MOAR submissions Nobody understands my pain D'=
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[url]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=75062572[/url]
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Guys, can you find the original Porch Day thread?
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Wasn't here for them. :(
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Wow... Reading through these gave me a huge wave of nostalgia. Good times.
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[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]The reason nighttime Flood is best Flood[/url]
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How soon is too soon to post something hilarious? oh well here goes. [b]Thread Title: flood, cheer me up :([/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ultermarto Every single one of your ancestors lost their virginity. You dishonor them![/quote]
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[url=http://i.imgur.com/Xw4PM.png]The Flood being helpful, as usual.[/url] [Edited on 09.18.2012 2:43 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXXNnjaXsniqrXXx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deadlyfluffball [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXXNnjaXsniqrXXx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh_Zoid I am a female[/quote] You silly, there's no such thing as girlz, they are a lie by the gobermint.[/quote] Oh how I hate gobermint conperencies[/quote] I noez right? First they sayed that there are no ufoz and stuffz, now dis?[/quote] This, made me actually laugh out loud for real. [url]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=74821320&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1[/url] [Edited on 09.16.2012 10:04 PM PDT]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=73124316&postRepeater1-p=1]Not sure if this thread has been said already but...[/url]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=74678087&postRepeater1-p=2]This[/url]
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Some for the epic thread section. First one was recent. Second one was kinda old, I'm not sure if it's been suggested already. [url=http://seventhcolumn.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=74687511]Here[/url] and [url=http://seventhcolumn.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=74511023]here.[/url]
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Just thought you guys ought to know, my lazy streak is over. I FINALLY handled the like 13 messages I had over the past couple days. HUGE amount of content added.
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=28344080&postRepeater1-p=1]Just stumbeled upon the original xbox.com thread[/url]
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Don't have the links but I have been in some hilarious ones.
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The first ten replies to [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=74612002]this[/url] thread were pretty funny.
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Epic!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamal123 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamal123 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Haloroach [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=94122]Nothing short of legendary.[/url][/quote] Why was it locked?[/quote] No discussion value. That thread is considered spam.[/quote]So why was it resurrected in the first place?[/quote] Idk, blame Stosh or something.[/quote] Dammit Stosh!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamal123 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamal123 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Haloroach [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=94122]Nothing short of legendary.[/url][/quote] Why was it locked?[/quote] No discussion value. That thread is considered spam.[/quote]So why was it resurrected in the first place?[/quote] Idk, blame Stosh or something.[/quote]