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Edited by A Dumb Door:
1/17/2013 7:37:19 AM
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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]
This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] john5550 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] God2845 First rule of the Flood: Don't mention religion at all. Second rule: Don't mention the first rule.[/quote]Your username makes it really tempting.[/quote] ----- [url]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=71579032[/url] [Edited on 04.23.2012 8:44 PM PDT]
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ah... I feel slightly lifeless in the way that I remember seeing a lot of those quotes in their threads.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamcunn My apple is quite tasty[/quote] That... doesn't sound like me..
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maximus Decimus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Not The Joker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup I think it's safe to say that the OT has been consumed by ME references. [/quote] Your thread has failed, human. It has the attention of those infinitely your greater.[/quote] Threads rise, evolve, advance, and at the apex of their glory they are derailed. [/quote] ----- OT: What is your single greatest desire? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Angry Cazador for this thread to get locked[/quote] ----- Thread OP: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] rienstien So I hate speeches. Not so much giving them, but hearing them. At school or work, when I have to sit down and listen to someone give a speech, I physically can't stand it. A pain begins to develop in my left arm, and steadily grows more painful. I can't focus on anything, just the pain in my arm. Can anyone explain to me why this happens?[/quote] Replies: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Angry Cazador I'm sorry, but that is a sign of cancer. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] rienstien [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou Get a doctor's note for this.[/quote] "I'm sorry I can't listen to your speech. It will physically hurt me."[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Urge Well, I happen to have a PHD in orthocardiosociopsychopedics, and I can tell you without a doubt that you're pregnant. Good luck with that.[/quote] ----- [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Devin Smith [quote]Help, my words are stuck in this black box![/quote][/quote] ----- Thread title: Help me identify a symbol ([url=http://i.imgur.com/vRO07.png]link from OP[/url]) [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup It is obviously a plan to place a gigantic metallic shield around the Earth to deflect an asteroid impact.[/quote] [Edited on 04.19.2012 6:12 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PyschicDeth Oh hello Door, we meet again. [/quote]Wai hallo thar[/quote]Husband, who's this? ARE YOU CHEATING!?[/quote]No, officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God.[/quote] I'll be the judge of that. Drop your pants sir, and see how many times you can fap in one minute. Go.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Harbinger7 In my cycle, if adventurers took arrows to the knee, THEY DIDN'T MAKE ARROWANAIDE AND BECOME GUARDS! They got mad! They got angry! They made life take the arrows back! They took the arrows, made them combustible, then threw them out an airlock where they would fly into life's house, and burn life's house down![/quote] -------------- Edit: OP blacklisted, thread irrelevant [Edited on 04.16.2012 10:28 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thomas1996 Hay look I'm posting in this.[/quote] Why did ewe use the wrong form of hey?[/quote] Because I - [i] Assuming direct control. [/i]
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[quote]Dotes: Thread subject: Ask an all-knowing being anything [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadMax888 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Reading Lamp [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sammichez117 How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?[/quote] 46,85[/quote] You'd think an all-knowing being would know how commas work.[/quote][/quote] The ignorance in this one makes me mad >:( Example: 1,333.337 <--Americans 1333,337 <--Everybody else (I think) [Edited on 04.15.2012 3:43 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PyschicDeth Oh hello Door, we meet again. [/quote]Wai hallo thar[/quote]Husband, who's this? ARE YOU CHEATING!?[/quote]No, officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God.
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Does anyone have the quote from the kid that said something like "microsoft and bungie are the same thing idiot!"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thomas1996 Hay look I'm posting in this.[/quote] Why did ewe use the wrong form of hey?
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Hay look I'm posting in this.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PyschicDeth Oh hello Door, we meet again. [/quote]Wai hallo thar[/quote] Husband, who's this? ARE YOU CHEATING!?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PyschicDeth Oh hello Door, we meet again. [/quote]Wai hallo thar
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Oh hello Door, we meet again.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR Come on. You HAVE to have enough posts now.[/quote]Enough posts for what now?[/quote]Update the list.[/quote]What list?[/quote]The hit list or the funny quote list. Either one works for me.[/quote]I've BEEN updating it, adding new sayings as I get them/see them.
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Nice list of sayings.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR Come on. You HAVE to have enough posts now.[/quote]Enough posts for what now?[/quote]Update the list.[/quote]What list?[/quote]The hit list or the funny quote list. Either one works for me.
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If they are old enough to count, they are old enough to mount. If you know what I mean.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR Come on. You HAVE to have enough posts now.[/quote]Enough posts for what now?[/quote]Update the list.[/quote]What list?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR Come on. You HAVE to have enough posts now.[/quote]Enough posts for what now?[/quote]Update the list.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR Come on. You HAVE to have enough posts now.[/quote]Enough posts for what now?
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Come on. You HAVE to have enough posts now.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BroGetAtMe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CoolerWesBox [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BroGetAtMe It's a floppy disk bro[/quote] What is that?[/quote]Aren't you a little young to be on the internet unsupervised?[/quote]
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There you are, Silver! Double D wanted to say... HE LOVES YOU
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Haha! Forgot about these.
