Your parents catch you in bed with a horse, explain yourself
-
We were just horsing around
-
That scene from the godfather.
-
You're* "I was so hungry, i ate a horse."
-
I -blam!-ed it
-
Cuddle.
-
That horse is a figment of your imagination. Or is it? *X-Files theme plays*
-
TrumpBump
-
You know I've had a bad throat recently? Well I'm still feeling a little hoarse. [spoiler]I apologise profusely for such an obvious joke[/spoiler]
-
I was looking for something stable
-
"This is exactly what it looks like." -Engra
-
No explanation required.
-
Trump made me
-
I'm so sorry, I thought it was a goat.
-
It was just a horse's head. I guess the Corleones are upset at me. Again.
-
Want sloppy seconds dad?
-
that's just rusty he always sleeps in bed with me
-
Engra arrived
-
Trump
-
Tucker did it
-
Engra paid me!
-
The Eagles are turning people into horses
-
Uhh *cough* well uh mom ....dad meet my girlfriend Madison Madison-*manly voice* "sup"
-
I swear guys I'm not Engra I SWEAR
-
Mom, dad, why are you in my house
-
ITS FOR SCIENCE!!
-
Um.. I like riding horses into the sunset while looking really buff but I crashed into my house and we fell on the bed together