So, this girl rings on your doorbell and asks if you want to buy some donuts.
What do you do?
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Well hello beautiful... Wanna know how I got these scars? *sticks knife in mouth* I once sold doughnuts when I was kid and one kind old lady gave me a freezie because I was so young. Not knowing that she wanted to see my smile permanently I sucked on it. It wasnt dull. Not. One. Bit. Know I see the irony! Its snowing and you're selling doughnuts! So I can't give you a freezy... *takes knife out of mouth and closes the door letting her live*